Kick Ass Bar will Meet Penguins in Monday Finals!
The pesky Detroit Penguins are in the finals, again! They will
go up against the 1 overall regular season seed Kick Ass Bar.
They defeated Empire in Round 1 with a score of 4-2. They
squeaked out a victory over the Cougars (who gave Elevator
a major upset) in a 1-0 defensive battle.
"They just won't go away!" said a part
time restroom cleaner at Viking Arena
about the Penguins advancing to the
finals once again. There season has
been riddled with inconsistency and
turmoil. As we all recall, they dealt with
the unproven allegations that they
heated up other teams pucks causing
them to melt into and stick to the ice
during their practices.
Through all of the diversity, they have
figured out the the right time to gel.